I'm Such a Loser - A Poem

I'm such a loser

A loser am I

I lost all this weight

Now I really look fly

I lost my virginity

Eons ago

To a beautiful girl

I lost down the road

Now I lay in bed

Losing track of the sheep

When my lady starts something

That makes me lose sleep

I've lost it just laughing

Been lost in a daze

I lost my ID

In one troublesome phase

I'm losing my youth

With each little breath

And losing more time

Marching closer to death

But I'm losing my will

To write shit so bleak

See life's pretty good

On this fine losing streak

I might lose my marbles

When I'm grey and bent

But I'll have lost so much by then

I'll be more than content