Brewster, I am so grateful that you chose me as your human. You gave me love and company when I felt unworthy of either. You gave me...

The difference between this blog and most others (besides the fact that this one isn't being written in 2006) is that I never promised at...

Dear Editors, Here’s the thing: I’m a fucking genius. Every word I type is deliberate and perfect and I’ve never made a typo or put a...

Of all the categories viewers might have expected to blow up on Twitch, the classic board game Chess would likely have found itself at...

I sometimes wish I was dead. But, like, in a funny way. Knock knock, who’s there? Not me, I killed myself. I guess it’s not funny to joke...

When I was a kid I thought Parson Brown was some celebrity I’d never heard of and that the line in Winter Wonderland was the equivalence...

Express yourself. Get it out there. Say something, anything, as long as it’s true. Exist. Despite everything and/or anything against you,...

I won a dollar playing Tetris today. For the uninitiated, the official Tetris app for phones and tablets has nightly contests, and as...

Jimmy liked weed and he liked it a lot, And the weed Jimmy liked was the weed we call pot. He smoked it on weekends and often quite more,...

So you’re a writer? Yeah, you’ve been stewing on this one idea for a while and when you finally get to it, everyone will know what you...

Boomers are known to be entitled and confused at the best of times, and during this current crisis they may have questions like, “Why...