Curtis MutterJan 82 minBrewsterBrewster, I am so grateful that you chose me as your human. You gave me love and company when I felt unworthy of either. You gave me...
Curtis MutterDec 8, 20212 minPlaying Catch UpThe difference between this blog and most others (besides the fact that this one isn't being written in 2006) is that I never promised at...
Curtis MutterMay 15, 20212 minDear EditorsDear Editors, Here’s the thing: I’m a fucking genius. Every word I type is deliberate and perfect and I’ve never made a typo or put a...
Curtis MutterMay 3, 20212 minSisters of Twitch Channel BotezLive Announce Bullet Chess CompetitionOf all the categories viewers might have expected to blow up on Twitch, the classic board game Chess would likely have found itself at...
Curtis MutterFeb 27, 20211 minHappinessI sometimes wish I was dead. But, like, in a funny way. Knock knock, who’s there? Not me, I killed myself. I guess it’s not funny to joke...
Curtis MutterDec 11, 20202 minWho the Eff is Parson Brown?When I was a kid I thought Parson Brown was some celebrity I’d never heard of and that the line in Winter Wonderland was the equivalence...
Curtis MutterDec 2, 20201 minEspionageExpress yourself. Get it out there. Say something, anything, as long as it’s true. Exist. Despite everything and/or anything against you,...
Curtis MutterSep 18, 20203 minI'm a Tetris ChampionI won a dollar playing Tetris today. For the uninitiated, the official Tetris app for phones and tablets has nightly contests, and as...
Curtis MutterJul 30, 20201 minJimmy Liked Weed - A PoemJimmy liked weed and he liked it a lot, And the weed Jimmy liked was the weed we call pot. He smoked it on weekends and often quite more,...
Curtis MutterJul 9, 20201 minSo You're a WriterSo you’re a writer? Yeah, you’ve been stewing on this one idea for a while and when you finally get to it, everyone will know what you...
Curtis MutterMar 31, 20202 minHow to Talk to Your Boomer About Coronavirus and Social DistancingBoomers are known to be entitled and confused at the best of times, and during this current crisis they may have questions like, “Why...